Sunday, October 11, 2009

It's Not Just a Beer Pong Table

So you’re short on cash and you want a beer pong table, but you haven’t finished furnishing your place yet. We have your solution, because a table from Skip's doubles as:

  1. A kitchen table, for when you pretend to cook for the girl you’re trying to impress.
  2. A desk, for all of the money you spent on books that you don’t read because you don’t show up to class because you were playing beer pong till 4 am this morning.
  3. A really expensive ironing board, even though we both know that shirt you’re wearing was in a pile of clothes on the ground next to some empty beer cans and a half eaten pizza.
  4. A poker table, or for any other form of gambling. Please just don’t use our tables for Magic the Gathering or Yugiho tournaments...
  5. A guest bed, for less than $50 an inflatable beer pong table is the cheapest air mattress around.

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